Blitzo: Spoiler alert: the butter's spoiled! He wonders why he is still alive and why the fate of three of his closest friends were set for a different path. It's not that big a deal! Your Email (used for confirmation) Add Actor Cancel. The scene transitions to Loona at her desk, telling Blitzo about a caller.]. Blitzo holds his arms out as Moxxie holds up his rifle and Millie holds up her spear. logo is shown. "), - A happy dog with its tongue out is panting and kittens meowing at the screen. Moxxie: Are you kidding me, sir? [Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie, and Loona look at Eddie, the boy Moxxie accidentally shot. Then it zooms out to everyone watching the TV, with Loona, Millie, and Blitzo eating popcorn.]. And you don't want to wait too long [Moxxie, Blitzo, and Millie are shown in a circle logo. Guys, I just got a text from our client. She's awful. Loona: Oh, fuck! This is a transcribed copy of "Helluva Boss Pilot". Without homeless people, I wouldn't have half the joy and laughter I do in this life! (Sarah McLachlan: "and love. Cage plays an illegal arms dealer, inspired by the stories of several real-life arms dealers and smugglers. The trio cover where their ears would be as an explosion goes off. Loona: Blitzo, that clingy rich asshole is on the phone. In the next scene, Blitzo is stabbing someone's head, while sporting a goofy expression.] ], Singer:  ♫When you want somebody gone [A dead body falls near the person as they notice and look up.] Is there something you don't want me seeing? And then you know that bridge over the freeway? Aaaaah! (Song in the background: "You're in the arms of the angel"), - A woman kissing a cat. [The scene cuts to a flashback of Stolas sleeping naked in bed. "), - Envelope of the organization and a picture of a cat that is being loved on. Angel Font. So, how does it look? [gestures to the logo as it appears on screen, then disappears. Really glad you're in the room right now. Millie: Come on, Sweetie! Next, Loona is in Blitzo's office as he presents her with a gift.]. [Loona runs out of the break room and out into the street. because we come straight up from hell♫, [We see that the trio has teleported to a church as a female preacher and the congregation look back at the demons in confusion and/or fear. 1001 Free Fonts offers a huge selection of free fonts. (Sarah McLachlan: "One who has been given a second chance thanks to you. Moxxie: I'd like to go on record and say that incident was Loona's fault. SERGIUS. And it gets lonely here. [The next scene shows Loona looking through the break room fridge.]. From this dark, cold hotel room, and the endlessness that you fear. [Moxxie, Millie, and Loona smile, as the scene cuts to a newscast, showing Eddie's mother tearfully holding up a drawing of her son. Millie and Moxxie are sitting across from Loona, who has her feet up and is watching a video on her phone of Moxxie getting hurt.]. Blitzo: Look, the point is Loona's a valued member of our family, and you don't get rid of family. Angel Font - 1001 Free Fonts. Sounds a little DTF-y. You'll help rescue animals from their abusers. The boy is unconscious in the bed, while Millie, Moxxie, and Blitzo are holding on for dear life as they plummet to the ground.]. [Eddie's mother and the news reporter look up, as the camera follows their gaze. (Sarah McLachlan: "Only 60 cents a day. [Blood splats on the screen again, then shows the group by a dumpster putting Eddie's body parts in a garbage bag.] (Song in the background: "cold hotel room"), - "Every 3,000 animals were rescued last year..." (Song in the background: "and the endlessness that you feel"), - A dog limping, whimpering, and unable to walk in the clinic with the vet assistant on their way to help it. The boy is wheeled in on a hospital bed by a doctor, a pink-haired nurse, and a blue-haired nurse.]. No one cares about cars being cleaned here, okay? The game is presented in a top-down two-dimensional fashion where the player has an overhead view of all the action taking place on a particular screen. He's kind of a piece of shit. It is the demon that he fights. [Loona drinks the blended cellphone mixture.] Learn more and claim your free account. (Song in the background: "from this dark"), - A cat with a missing eye and bandaged front leg/paw in a dark box. You treat her like she's some troubled teenager! look.] Stolas: You know what happens when I'm lonely, Blitzy? [Later that evening, Moxxie and Millie are asleep in bed. Hazbin Hotel Wiki is a FANDOM Movies Community. ], Millie: [On phone] Loona, I got stabbed! The PSAs have taken on a life of their own because of how hard they can be to watch. What's "obnoxious" about a super-fun jingle, all right? This is a transcribed copy of "Helluva Boss Pilot". commercial.]. I want death! Moxxie: We can't afford a billboard, sir. Doctor: He appears to be in stable condition, but he'll need surgery. [A shot of the outside of the hospital is shown, as a window breaks and the boy's hospital bed flies out. PBworks / Help I will kill the Swiss; and afterwards I will do as I please with you. [The flashback ends as we cut back to the board room.]. And it's [He wraps his tail around them.] F rom the petty gatekeeping of anime bros to dismissive remarks that she only raps about sex, the vitriol leveled against Megan Thee Stallion since her recent rise to fame has been relentless, exposing the minefield of double standards female rappers are forced to navigate. But now, I want that. He tries to step up on the ledge too.]. Moxxie: Honey, can you get me the butter? LOUKA. ], [The scene cuts to Blitzo in his office, talking with Stolas, and playing with a bobblehead of Moxxie.]. And I'm a kid. ], [Blood covers the screen, then reveals Blitzo and Moxxie kicking Eddie's corpse, Millie stabbing him, and Loona recording everything on her phone.]. [The scene cuts to a flashback of Moxxie and Millie preparing dinner in their kitchen.]. Script and Description of Scene: - A dog laying on a table with a vet assistant holding it in her arms and the camera zooming in on its sad eyes. Demon Guy: After lovingly killing my wife for [in demonic voice] fucking a deliveryman, [normal voice] you can imagine my surprise when I wound up here, after the state of Ohio killed me. ], [The scene cuts back to the boardroom. Millie: Why would you drink on a work night? (Sarah McLachlan: "Call or join online in the next 30 minutes and you'll receive this welcome kit with a photo of animal in the shelter right now. homeless woman you let man the phones! (Song in the background: "May you find..."), - Sarah petting the dog on the couch. [Gestures at Loona with two middle fingers]. (Sarah McLachlan: " Please call the number on your screen. Loona: The only reason you have a wife [She looks away from her phone, looking at Moxxie] is because you're easy to manage! Blitzo: No no no, it's fine Mills, your husband is just...How do I say this without being offensive...Retarded. Are you a piece of shit that got yourself sent to hell [Picture then changes to one of Blitzo wearing an angel costume at a coffeehouse happily throwing an empty coffee cup in a trash can, instead of the recycling bin right next to it.] (Song in the background: "may you find some comfort here"), - "Hi. I'm not naming any names here. (springing after her and catching her fiercely in his arms). Why are you in our fridge?! Blitzo: 'Cause right now, all I see is just my dad's asshole talking to me! It's very simple. "Right now there is an animal who needs you. [A still shot of the I.M.P. Terms of use / Privacy policy / GDPR, About this workspace Blitzo: Eat this! [Points at Loona] And you! Stolas: Well, yes, but more people die if nothing is done about it. A male news reporter holds a microphone up to her, looking disinterested. Blitzo: Helpful, Moxxie. The headline on screen says "Mom sucks at drawing own kid", while the ticker bar reads "There is a missing boy! [Crosses arms] If I hadn't slept with that privileged asshole, none of us would have access to the living world. Inside, Blitzo is walking by a whiteboard on the wall as he lectures his employees.]. Like killing people! Blitzo: [voiceover] You know, folks, with this company, I really wanted to prove that we're capable [Blitzo and Moxxie are shown dismembering Eddie's body with a wood saw and a chainsaw respectively] of doing the same things anyone else can! Moxxie: Um, excuse me, did you just fax me an ad for weight loss? Millie: [Comforting Moxxie] Shh. Moxxie: You sit! Blitzo: [shrugs] I don't see what the issue is! A dog looking at the screen with the camera focused primarily on its eyes panting and looking happy. Blitzo: Wow. Says it's urgent and wants to talk to you. Moxxie: Do not-- [points at Millie] Do not agree with him in front of me. Loona: Whoever left the fucking avocado salad in the fridge, [Loona turns around to face Millie with a red box in hand as she shuts the fridge door with her foot.] but we'll play dumb to it, because it's hell and no one fucking cares. A lady is taking a picture of one of the animals they had rescued. Blitzo: Exactly, Millie. Blitzo: [To Stolas' wife] Sorry I fucked your husband. [A swarm of spiders suddenly emerge from the present box and cover Loona up to her head.] The Swiss will kill you, perhaps. She's more like a meth-addicted [As Loona continues looking at her phone, she slowly gives the middle finger to Moxxie.] or are you an innocent soul who got fucked over by someone else?! Call the Immediate Murder Professionals♫, [Blitzo, Moxxie, and Millie are inside of their building and Moxxie throws a grenade out the window. Moxxie: [Stares in stunned silence] You what? The scene transitions to a closed door, with a sign that says "Meeting in progress". Blitzo: [pulls his phone away and talks to himself]] Oh, God fucking damnit. Moxxie: ♫Oh, Millie!♫ [They close their eyes to kiss, but Moxxie notices Blitzo outside the window with a camcorder.] Blitzo: [leans towards Moxxie] It actually does. We'll even let you keep the knife♫, [A quick sequence then shows the trio assassinating their targets in numerous horrific ways, such as with a medieval torture chamber, riding a shark, burning someone alive, suffocating someone with a pillow, playing on a grand piano after it crushed someone, and using an electric chair. Crushing my dreams of being who I truly am inside. Guess he was the right target after all. Blitzo: Look, I don't judge the boring couple stuff [Motions his hands to imply sexual activity] you do outside work hours, so don't judge me! Synopsis: Cast Away is a 2000 American epic survival drama film directed and produced by Robert Zemeckis and starring Tom Hanks, Helen Hunt, and Nick Searcy. [Blitzo is on Stolas' balcony and lays the grimoire on the ledge. The scene cuts to a hospital operating room. A stately angel With a form that is full of grace, But a tired and toil-worn mother With a grave and tender face. If anyone has seen my little Eddie, please contact us at-- [Eddie's body bag is suddenly dropped into her arms.] In the final scene, the trio are hiding in a bush in a park and Moxxie is about to shoot a blonde woman from behind. Blitzo: Happy Adoption Anniversary, Loonie! Feel free to edit or add to this page, as long as the information comes directly from the episode. Moxxie: Does immaturely insulting me make you feel better about your sad, single life? [Loona rips off the lid and drinks the salad, which for some reason, is in liquid form.]. Stolas: When I'm lonely, I become hungry...and when I become hungry, I want to choke on that red **** of yours! He's trying to convince people global warming exists! Blitzo: [to himself] Got the book, got the book! ], Singer: ♫Hand grenade or cyanide [Blitzo is shown hanging someone with a rope as Millie finishes writing a suicide note.] Blitzo: I can't believe you, Moxxie, [holds up an employee of the month plaque with Moxxie's picture on it] after I made you employee of the month! [Stolas is shown talking on his phone from a fancy mansion.]. ], [Loona is then shown at her desk, watching an online video of Charlie Magne performing "Inside of Every Demon is a Rainbow". Will you be an angel for a helpless animal? Blitzo: Alright, now I know business has been a bit slow lately, yes. A female demon is on her cellphone and ignores the hobo. The exact lyrics that are shown during the commercial are the following: “In the arms of an Angel far away from here. He received critical praise for his work in the Charles Bukowski biopic Barfly and the horror mystery Angel Heart (both 1987). Millie: [She slams her hands against the table, looking at Loona with anger] No he's not, you bitch! He is hooting like an owl and there are feathers everywhere. Moxxie: We aren't a family, sir! I'm Sarah McLachlan. The film was released in the United States on September 16, 2005, to positive reviews and was a modest commercial success, grossing $22.6 million over budget at the box office. Eddie is lying on a table with three wires from a heart monitor attached to his stomach.]. Dave Taylor's Civil War Antiques and Shop buys sells and appraises authentic Union and Confederate Civil War antiques. [In the next scene, Moxxie is singing the end of "Oh, Millie", as Millie joins in on some parts. He breaks his cellphone in half, smashes it with his desk phone, pulls out a blender, puts the pieces in it, and blends them. Stop wasting time looking for files and revisions. logo spins around quickly as the scene transitions to Blitzo creating a portal to the living world in a wall, then jumping through it. Millie: [lays her hand on Moxxie's shoulder] Calm down, Mox. Nobody actually likes the jingles. [Loona looks up from her phone and smiles, touched by Blitzo's words.]. Blitzo, who is partially nude, walks away quietly with the grimoire in hand.]. Blitzo, Moxxie, and Millie are shown looking down on them through a portal.]. (Song in the background: "you were pulled from wreckage"), - "For hundreds of others, help came too late..." (Song in the background: "of your silent reverie"), - Small puppy being held and petted by someone and a kitten in a cage with others that meows. Stolas: There's a political candidate causing trouble up on earth for a few of my associates. Wild Arms is a role-playing video game that involves the player controlling up to three characters, Rudy, Jack, and Cecilia, as they progress through a number of environments, battle enemies, and solve puzzles. The doctor comes out of the room with a clipboard.]. Got this fucking heavy book! [The Pink-haired Nurse whacks the boy in the face with a bucket of water.]. You know, kid, you kind of are a piece of shit. (in his arms, passive and steadfast). Ohh! [The scene cuts to a flashback of Loona at her desk, reading a magazine called "Hellhound Monthly". A cat in someone's arms being petted. ], Singer: ♫We'll kill your husband or your wife [Millie is shown stabbing a couple who are in 69 position, while Moxxie tries to look away, and Blitzo examines a pair of panties. A dog looking scared on a table with someone holding him. Moxxie: While we're on the subject of "family", can you stop finding me and Millie outside of work? Blitzo: So, what can I do you for this time, Stolas? Moxxie: I was dreaming about my parents being murdered, but now, I'd like to go back to that. Eddie: [Points at Blitzo] It's been a literal hell [Detaches the tubes of the heart monitor] having to pretend to be paralyzed, so you fuckshits wouldn't kill me! It was your mother who loved you before you were born - who carried you for long months close to her heart and in the fullness of time took God's hand in hers and passed through the … [The scene changes back to Loona at her desk. Sit on...a-- and the d-- Do your job! [Blitzo is suddenly hiding outside of the office window. Ooh, what about a billboard? During the 1980s, Rourke starred in the comedy-drama Diner (1982), the drama Rumble Fish (1983), the crime-black-comedy film The Pope of Greenwich Village (1984), and the erotic drama 9½ Weeks (1986). "], Eddie's Mother: [sobbing] Please! Doctor: Damn it! ], Singer: ♫We're the Immediate Murder Profession--♫, [Moxxie accidentally shoots a boy passing by, eating an ice cream cone. (Sarah McLachlan: "You'll provide medical care. A letter "I" appears to the left of them, while a letter "P" appears on the right of them. ], Moxxie: ♫Of all the imps in hell! Submit ONCE per commercial, and allow 48 to 72 hours for your request to be processed. “In The Arms of An Angel” was a huge hit in the late nineties, and it’s easy to see why the song and some of Sarah McLachlan’s others were huge boons within the charity ad industry. Moxxie: [Whispering] Yeah, after all. When viewing this commercial, it is difficult not to feel sad for these helpless animals. (Sarah McLachlan: "And join the BC SPCA with a monthly gift right now. ], [Blitzo, Millie, and Moxxie are waiting outside the boy's hospital room. Moxxie: Wha-- Why-why would anyone send me this? When conceptualizing or writing a script for a persuasive commercial, the right amount of logos will usually depend on the product and the target market. "), - A care taker is giving a bowl to a cat in a kennel. He walks up to the portal.] [Blitzo puts his face up against the window, cracking it, and sees a homeless demon, looking sad and holding up a sign that reads "Monee helps. We're suppose to like clowns, even the creepy ones! important that we handle this going forward respectfully. "), - A cat is walking around and has a missing front leg. Feel free to edit or add to this page, as long as the information comes directly from the episode. We are the employees! Dave Taylor's Civil War Antiques and Shop buys sells and appraises authentic Union and Confederate Civil War antiques. Even the original script set in America with the English princess didn't stand out. And they are crying out for help." Download free fonts for Windows and Macintosh. Blitzo: Hi, there! You're gonna have another panic attack. And we're basically doin' a musical. Blitzo: Okay, well, yeah, that makes sense. I'm Blitzo! (Song in the background: "some comfort here"), - A dog laying on an operating table looking scared with people around petting and trying to help him. [The flasback ends, and Blitzo is standing by Loona.]. ], [The boy collapses as Moxxie looks on in shock. we can help you take care of your unfinished business by taking out anyone who screwed you over [falls backwards into the portal, like a mosh pit] when you were alive! The Immediate Murder Professionals♫, [The I.M.P. Millie, Moxxie, and Blitzo: Aaaaah! Blitzo: Oh shut up, kid. [The rope snaps and they all continue to fall.] Moxxie: [He twitches his eye in anger] No! You are pulled from the wreckage of your silent reverie. The famed singer has lent her voice to numerous commercials sponsored by the American Society For The Prevention Of Cruelty to Animals that feature sad-looking animals desperate for a home. [Everyone has their defibrillator paddles over the boy. Dispatch is supposed to give us the right info on the target. The former is tossing and turning as the sound of a cat purring can be heard.